Post #32
· Jun 19, 2006, 8:54 AM
#24980
Chuck Norris je zahtjevao da mu postam ovaj post
Welcome to the new world of Norris Software, where roundhouse kicks are daily occurance,
It is Effective Immediately, that Ambrosia Software is no more. I have officially beaten Hector for the title of Ruler of Ambrosia Software. There shall be severe changes in the way things are run around here.
Trolls shall be given a Roundhouse Kick if they appear on the site.
Pirates will be given multiple roundhouse kicks should they be caught, and trust me... THEY WILL BE.
Moderators not doing their job, will only get a half-strength roundhouse kick.
All Ambrosia Employees not watching "Walker Texas Ranger", "Delta Force" or "Martial Law" during working hours will receive a roundhouse kick.
People who laugh at this will receive a roundhouse kick.
People who do not believe in the power of Chuck Norris will also get a roundhouse kick.
Bill Nye can not beat me. If you believe he can, you will get a roundhouse kick.
Those that grow their beards in honor of me will get a free "get out of roundhouse kick" card. Valid anytime, unless I really want to roundhouse kick you.
I can changed these rules and make up anymore that I wish at any time, for I am Chuck Norris.
If you have any questions or comments please contact me directly at
ChuckNorris@ambrosiasw.com.
Where I will not email you with a reply letter but a Roundhouse Kick!
This is Chuck Norris, and we are done here.
Official Press release can be found Here:
Official Press Release.
